Nether-Nutrition

The aussieBum Essence is probably the first undergear in the world to combine minerals with fabrics. This particular undergear contains microencapsulated Ginseng or Vitamin C within the fabric, allowing it to get absorbed into your skin for greater comfort and wellness. Everybody needs a little pampering down there and everybody surely deserves a pair of aussieBum Essence.

SK raised a very pertinent question regarding the practicality of this product-- laundry. I guess on the product care label they either specify that you not wash it, or just drink the wash water to reduce wastage. The possibilities are endless, err.... maybe they will partner with Pfizer in the future to apply micro-encapsulated Sildenafil.

Would you like some pamparing down there?

Comments

thompsonboy said…
jesus christ!! what's next?
Anonymous said…
wow....GOOOOD idea ... i can start to invent A*** Cream into it! haha ;P
ikanbilis said…
wow. what's the real use of it anyway?
William said…
@Daniel:
Err... WonderBra Essence? Micro-Encapsulated with phytochemicals for a natural bust-firming effect.

SK:
Who will test it?

IkanB:
Dunnolah. Sounds like quackery. Go Google it.

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