Ice Breakers

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Originally uploaded by williamnyk.
Another gem from my Saturday trip to Sungei Wang Plaza. Hidden between travel agencies. An introduction agency. A marriage broker.
Aptly named ICE BREAKERS. I love their tagline of "Why Stay Single!". Like it's a choice we all actively make. It claims to be the the nation's biggest professional multiracial introduction agency. Source unknown.

Here are several reasons to use their services:
1) Our co. is working towards ISO9000
- I'm only aware of ISO9001:2000. At least you'll rest assured that they'll not mess up your profile and pair you with a babboon.
2) More than 20 yrs in introduction service
- Backed by a long history!
3)Choice of friendship, companionship, marriage and language exchange
- friendship = one night stand? companionship = live-in partner? language exchange = can anyone enlighten me?
4) We are affordable
- 'Affordable' for desperate people most probably equals big bucks
5) More than 20,000 members, wider choice of selection
- Just log on to www.matrimony.com and www.saahdi.com and you'll see how unimpressive that figure is.
6) Genuine clientele
- Genuinely desperate.
7) Safe, all members are screened
- Weed out the whackos or the disease-ridden?
8) Written agreement, assured introductions
- Once an introduction is set up, one must go on pain of death
9) Strictly private & confidential
- They won't sell your info to MCA's Cupid Club.
10) Preview of potential matches
- Basically let you scratch off the one's you don't wanna bang
11) Widely featured in TV, Astro, Newspapers, etc.
- In the classifieds, I'm certain. On TV?! Never seen them.
12) Outdoor service for the shy, busy people
- Why outdoor I wonder?
13) Open 7 days a week
- Yay!
14) Nationwide services covering Penang, Ipoh, Seremban, Malacca, Johor, Singapore, Kuantan, Kota Kinabalu, Kuching, etc.
- I'm glad my hometown was mentioned.
15) Affiliated with more than 15 countries
- I'm certain Indonesia, Vietnam and Thailand is high on that list
16) Voted as the best Matchmaking Agency
- Source unknown. The Academy Awards for Matchmakers?
17) Friendly, well trained team of ladies to serve you
- They won't laugh in your face, but will discreetly giggle in the back room.

I wonder if they provide services for the alternative lifestyle?
THAT would really make them the best. Heh.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Send the particulars to my dear PK... He needs it !
Thursday, July 06, 2006 3:10:00 pm
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