will i am's delayed diary

Love and Pride , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. One night, I went over to KH's place as his parents were out gambling. Didn't skank all the way, but it was great pleasuring each other after a long hiatus. We enjoyed every bit of each other. Lapped each other up. With the orgasm still fresh in my mind, KH produced a pair of rings ( not cock rings! ) and still in a state of undress he knelt in front of me and slipped it over my finger. It was a pair of matching platinum-gold bands from "Love & Pride", a gay and lesbian jewelry specialty store ( trust him to go all the way ). Our third commitment to each other in our five years together ( meaning this is our third set of rings and I still wear all of them regularly ). Although I had been calling him my hubby long before this, this was a sweet gesture that I would not forgo. Baby, thanks for all the good times and thanks for sticking with me through the bad. I love you baby. Happy 5th Anniversary and Happy Vale

Red Altar , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. True to tradition ( my family's recent tradition at least :P ), on the first day of Chinese New Year we would dress up for church and before going out, red packets would be exchanged. Same like last year, mum gave a red packet and wished me smooth-sailing in my career. There was no mention of finding a girlfriend like what my brother got. Actually, this was the same as last year, just that I thought it slipped her mind. This kind of confirms that she has 'given up' on me in this respect. At about 9:00am, we headed to church for the bilingual mass. Although mass was at 10:30am, many people were already there to get a good seat inside. Red was found at every corner of the church. A red arch was erected at the entrance, flanked by many red lanterns. A giant couplet was hung beside the crucifix, and the manger was replaced by teak furniture, plum blossom trees and a big backdrop of the holy family. The altar was also decked in red

Food Coloring , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Even before we went for the Hong Kong trip, my mum was already fussing about the fact that she would have soooo little time to prepare for Chinese New Year. Knowing my mother's penchant for 'anxiety attacks' and 'indecisiveness' when trying to get things done, SK helped a lot by buying her the necessary groceries like fish and prawns. When SK needs to buy anything she walks into a market and exits ten minutes later with tonnes of stuff. My mother on the other hand, takes ages and comes out with nothing of significance. And later complains later that she needs to go out grocery shopping again. She seems to delight in the hassle of making multiple trips. And regarding spring cleaning, I knew my mum would go ballistic, so I secretly arranged an Indonesian maid to come over and do the major stuff like scrubbing the toilets, cleaning the windows, washing the fans and cleaning the porch. Gave SK the keys and she superviso

Cold Taro , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. KH flew MAS back to KL on Thursday night but I only met him on Friday evening after getting off from work slightly earlier. None of my colleagues had any mood to work on that day. LOL. And my GM only let us go at 5:00pm. Meh. But anyway, it was great having KH in my arms again. We sat down at Hailam Kopitiam in Taman Desa. The interior tables were off-limits due to a private function, so we sat outside instead. A gay Myanmarese waiter fretted over us the whole time. :S. True to his style, KH came bearing many, many gifts! Firstly, he helped SK transport her 5kg statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary. It was very beautiful, a pure white marble statue. And for me, he bought lots of underwear! Lets just say that my quota for 2012 has been filled. He really knows the way to gay man's heart! I'm gonna be a bitch a jemur nyawa here by posting an inventory: JOBY GorillaPod Hybrid - an extremely useful tool for camwhoring. I immediately

XUX , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Believe it or not, I have some leftover cuties from my HK trip, so before I forget, here they are. And here's an example of their personalized car registration plates. People can be so creative! MOMO , BEN BEN And oh yeah... Yoshinoya seems popular over there. I see it more than McD. And KFC is so rare! One more thing-- SASA . Everywhere also SASA! Here one, there one. It's like a bad case of syphilis! Will be back to my regular programming tomorrow or the day after. Stay tuned!

Dragon's Egg , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. On our last day in HK, we busied ourselves packing ( almond biscuits take a lot of space! ) and finishing our cherries and pomegrenates. By 11:30am, the cleaner had arrived. The landlord also called for some final instructions on the checkout. Because our flight was at 8:30pm, we had to find some place to loiter. But it was challenge since we had a whole lot of luggage to drag along. Taking a chance, we relocated to Times Square . I scouted the building to find a suitable place to squat. Found a food court in C!ty Super with ample space. Unfortunately, come lunch time, we had to justify our presence there. We ordered food whenever we got strange glares from the cleaning staff... kinda like paying rent. Bored as we were, we took turns roaming the place. Nine floors of shopping and I bought nothing. Haha. For lunch, mum and I shared a bowl of ramen from Ganpachi and a box of sushi. At mid-afternoon, Mr. Singh picked us up and sen

Flower Shop , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. One of the reasons we came to HK was to see how the locals prepared themselves for the coming Chinese New Year. And the bulk of the action happens at the Prince Edward area. Once again, my brother fell prey to the inclement weather and grounded himself at home again after coming out all the way. Flower Market Road was really lively and super-crowded! Most of the real estate had already been taken up by the plants and there were plenty of customers jostling to buy flowers for their homes. The baby stroller was very unwelcome there. People gave angry stares and some even remarked that the market wasn't 'a place for kids'. Goodness. Among the more popular items at the market were narcissus ( came by the crates! ), Phalaenopsis orchids, nipplefruit ( got to love the name ), yellow chrysanthemum, kumquat trees, peach trees ( I did not see any pussy willows at all ) and various red flowers. Flowers didn't quite appea

Fringe , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. On Friday night, we were at a lost where to go the next day. After much deliberation, we decided on the Hong Kong Zoological and Botanical Gardens . A wholesome family activity is it not? LOL. Took the MTR to Lan Kwai Fong, an area full of pubs and clubs. Another salient feature of the place is its topography-- steep gradient! Hiked up to Upper Albert Road and saw no garden in sight. Asked a pinoy waitress: "Botanical gardens? Not here. Wan Chai. Oh wait. The place with the birds? Up there!" Goodness! We had to trudge up some more. Seeing us sweat in the cold morning, a taxi driver wound down the wound down his window and told us that there was an easier walk, but since we were already nearly there... might as well continue. I nearly fainted. Turns out that the garden is built on the northern slope of Victoria Peak is 100m above sea level. Being a Saturday, some pinoy maids had their day off and spent it with their friends