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Pure For Men

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Ever heard of Pure for Men ? You may have seen ads on the internet, or watched reviews by gay influencers. Basically, its sold as a magic pill that makes you an ever-ready bottom. In the real world, bottoming takes a lot of preparation ( read up on my routine here ) and thing can get messy. This is where Pure for Men comes in-- a fiber supplement that keeps your bussy clean as a whistle. Eat all the spicy sambal you want, and have seconds on that kari kepala ikan ! Pile on the dhal too! Haha. Anyway, KH bought me a bottle from Shopee, and I gave it a try. The recommended dosage is 3 capsules, twice a day. And its recommended that you not take it together with your vitamins. That being the case, sometimes I end up just taking it once a day due to timing. One bottle later, I wasn't really wow-ed by the results. I guess one really needs to take it very regularly. I started with 2 capsules, twice a day, and that sure as heck wasn't enough. And with 3 capsules, make sure its twic

ONE Power

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For as long as I can remember, KH and I had been using Durex Play ( I prefer water-based over silicone-based ) for our skanky time. Over the years, some other brands, but we stuck with Durex Play. At some point, we tried KY Jelly, but I hated the high viscosity. Also experimented with Ansell , but they exited Malaysia long ago. Recently, we took a chance on ONE Oasis after spotting a good deal on Shopee. Definitely more attractive compared to Durex Play. It came in very fun packaging with a large lollypop sticker. The bottle is quite novel, a mixture of plastic and aluminium. In terms of viscosity, its slightly runnier than Durex, but it lasts much longer. No need to reapply so often. And its tacky after it dries. There's a hint of odour from the formulation, but not unpleasant. I'm sold! 

KH Turns 40

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The second Wednesday of March was KH's 40th birthday. I took a day off to spend time with him on his special day. Started the day off with some fooling around at home. He was turned on by my choice of a STUD jockstrap. Turning 40 didn't dampen his libido as well. After that rare jockstrap sex session, we went to Aurora Place to collect my multi-focals. Handed over my spectacles to the optician and waited for him to switch the lenses. Fifteen minutes later, he came out with bad news. He had cut the lenses, and fitted the left lens. While trying to complete the job, the right side cracked! Ack. He scrambled to find a similar frame and thank goodness that the first pair he picked out was a perfect fit, and I actually liked the design. Phew! The frame was complimentary. By the time everything was settled, it was already time for late lunch.  My hubby is a big Penang Char Kway Teow junkie, so didn't mind going somewhere far for a good plate of it. We drove all the way to Sungai

Operating Manual For My Bum

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Anal sex is definitely not for people who can't stand the idea of shit. Ew. Ew. Ew. When you're playing with your bum, there's no escaping that fact. Having said that, we try our best to keep things clean for sex.  Bottoms definitely have to deal with that shit. Pun intended. When preparing for a skank session with KH, I have three best friends: Dietary fiber Bulb enema Water-based lubricant These things link to my need to douche before bottoming. At different points of my life, I realize that my shit-o-meter changes. LOL. Sometimes I'm very regular, and produce near perfect doodies every time. At those times, bottoming is very convenient. My chute would be clean, and getting ready for sex would be a breeze. At times, the 'consistency' changes, and I'm left with a lot of 'stragglers' in my rectum. Troublesome as heck to get ready. During such circumstances, I would probably need to use the bulb enema. Clean it with hand soap before use ( and of cours

Final Clearance

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During the final week of December, I was still clearing my annual leave. There were less problems to attend to because a lot of the customers and resellers were also clearing their annual leave. On one such peaceful day, KH and I had a nice afternoon delight. Once we were done basking in the afterglow of sex, we headed out to The Sherry for a spot of coffee. Ever since this cafe popped up ( rather quickly might I add ) on that quiet residential corner, it had been a hub of activity. At any given time, you can spot customers roaming around the front posing for photos. It's kinda nice, but NOT THAT nice. The owners have a thing for using dried plants for decorations. Better feng shui than the previous Chinese restaurant.  Although it was a weekday afternoon, the place was full. We took the last table for two. The long black was decent, but the flourless chocolate cake was too sweet for me.  While I was there, I ordered GrabFood dinner. Most of my Grab rewards vouchers were expiring

On Bended Knee

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One of the reasons why I shouldn't top. Zzz. 

The Benefits of Working From Home

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The MCO had introduced working from home to many who never had the 'luxury'. In my whole working life, I never worked from home before. And I saw so many benefits : 1. No morning commute. 2. More sleep ( refer to previous point ). 3. No dress code.  4. No office clothes to iron ( refer to previous point ). 5. No evening commute ( where Netflix standstills are common ).  6. Do whatever the heck you want because nobody is watching you.  For me, the last point is the best. Working from home is the biggest boost to my sex life. I have the whole house to myself, and KH would come over for a quick shag provided I didn't have any concalls. He jokingly suggested that he could suck me off while I was in the call. I would very much prefer being fucked. Does an orgasm increase productivity throughout the day? How ethical is it to be skanking on company's time? Or do I need to record my skank sessions into my timesheet? 

Sad Suneo

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When Suneo doesn't get enough sex. Latte art by Bookmark Coffee , Petaling Jaya.

Didn't Know

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When we first visited the orthopaedic surgeon at the end of 2019, he did suggest that my mum try ultrasound therapy for her bursitis. We dilly-dallied for more than half a year trying medication, gels, and medicated plasters. By the time mum got frustrated enough to try the physiotherapy, the referral letter had expired. Lucky for us, the process of getting it renewed didn't require us to get another appointment with the specialist. With the new letter issued, we could proceed with the therapy. It was just fifteen minutes of running an ultrasound wand over mum's heel. She didn't feel a thing. At the end of the session, the physiotherapist showed her some stretches, and showed her how she should ice her heel. That session cost MYR50 with no waiting time required.  Didn't know where to have breakfast, but we somehow ended up having curry noodles at Restoran New Lian Hin . I had a lunch date with KH, but we didn't know what to eat either. The universe led us to Yamatat

Trying Out Twenty Twenty

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During most of secondary school, the buzzwords were "Wawasan 2020" and "Rakan Muda". Those two things were a cure-all. Well, the latter had been trampled into obscurity, while the former is staring us in face right now. Are we a developed nation? Far from it. But whatever the case, we must continue to grow. And to grow, one must start the year right. Between KH and I, starting the year right is having a paktor session on New Year's day. We met up for breakfast at Restoran New Lian Hin in Kuchai Lama. I had the pork noodles, while he went for the sinful nasi lemak with curry chicken. From there, we made a little skip and hop to Little Jungle Coffee House for their specialty iced coffee called Geng Chow Bing . It literally means Super Iced. For the uninitiated, it's a large mug of frothy kopi ping topped with in a incredible huge chunk of iced kopi o . Sounds interesting right? But I personally don't like it because it reminds me of iced mocha. Also

BJ : Banting and Jenjarom

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Once a year, my BEC would organize a special event that breaks the monotony of our usual monthly gatherings. Over the years, we have had outdoor events like family days at the park, or pilgrimages to churches in other states, or outreach programmes for the needy. For 2019, we visited the Handicapped and Mentally-disabled Children Association of Selangor, located at Banting. Two of our members frequent the place, so they acted as our liaison for the whole event. Days before we went there, some members were mobilized to buy basic necessities that were requested by the supervisor. They bought a truckload of stuff, ranging from cleaning agents, to adult diapers. The center was actually pretty well-maintained, clean, and had decent infrastructure. Much of it was contributed by the Lions Club headed by Puan Sri Chelsia Cheng. Lunch for the day was sponsored by us. Meals were bought from KFC and McDonald's. At the canteen, we divided up the burgers, fried chicken, buns, and french fri

Lusty After Ladakh

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Tokio Marine had finally approved my claims for the steering coupling and wheel bearing replacements. And the spare parts had arrived at the service center. Took a day off on Friday to get it settled. Didn't wait there, but went home instead. Not long after breakfast, I received a visit from KH. He had arrived that morning from New Delhi. His 2-week retreat to Ladakh had left him refreshed and horny ( which is a good thing, as I was definitely dry as heck ). Our passionate reunion started on the sofa then switched to higher gears in my bedroom. Been too long since our last skank. Got me moaning like crazy. He couldn't hold it in anymore and came before I did. At the end of the session, KH was so tired that he napped for a while. I woke him up for brunch. Asked him what he wanted and he told me that he was craving for Chinese food. Shared a bowl of pork ball hor fun noodles at Restoran Yoong Sheng , and went for a second round at Restoran Xin Tian Di . He decided on CKT.

Take A Break

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In the following weeks after the town hall, I had been working overtime with my team. Even after getting home, I'd be coding till midnight. Much brain juice was expended. Thankfully, I had a chance to unwind with mum's upcoming trip to Bangkok with my sister. They left on for the airport on Sunday afternoon, and by evening, KH was at my doorstep with an overnight bag. Hehe. But before bed sport, we went to dinner with SK at Restoran MSL , a popular restaurant from Ipoh that had recently expanded to KL. We drove out to The Earth, Bukit Jalil to give their crab glass noodles, cheese crab, and QQ fishballs a try. Before coming, we had done some research. Fearing a problem securing a table, we arrived a quarter past six in the evening. Upon arrival, a family was rushing out the front door, and I thought to myself, "Wow, aren't they EARLY.". What happened next was even more out of the ordinary. A member of the staff rushed out after them, shouting expletives, wit

Raya Cina Roadtrip III : Enjoyable Ipoh

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When traveling with family, it is wise to wake up early to slot in morning skank session. And of course, muffle those moans when your mother staying next door! Once we started our day right, we freshened up, and went out looking for breakfast. Just a short walk away was Cafe Makan Nyonya . The cafe is decorated with Peranakan antiques and serves Baba Nyonya cuisine. Thankfully it wasn't too crowded although it was one of the few eateries open in the area. Tried their Kapitan kari mee, shredded chicken hor fun, nasi lemak, and Penang prawn mee. The shredded chicken hor fun was the best among the lot. Together with The Tribe, we drove to the middle of town. Traffic was horrible. We managed to get park near Masjid Sultan Idris Shah II. Right opposite the road was the Birch Memorial Clock Tower, built to commemorate J.W.W. Birch, the first British Resident of Perak. As hated as he is in the Malaysian history books, the clock tower is in surprisingly good condition. Even looks lik