Saturday, October 15, 2016

Brokeback Badminton

Lin Dan Triumphs

Did you catch the Lee Chong Wei vs Lin Dan semi-final match? A nail-biting affair that ended in victory for Malaysia. Right after clinching the match, LCW and LD both removed their jerseys (revealing their lean physique, of course LD looked better), embraced and exchanged sweat-drenched jerseys. I really wonder what the players do with those jerseys. Several scenarios came to mind:
  1. LCW hands LD's jersey to his coach who picks it up with thongs and gingerly drops it into a zip lock bag. The bagged jersey is then put into a metal briefcase and locked. 
  2. LCW folds LD's jersey and rolls it up. With the jersey poised over his open mouth, he gives a mighty wring...
  3. One month later, LD carefully removes LCW's unwashed jersey from his wardrobe and places it on his bed. He then climbs up onto the mattress and slowly hugs the jersey, taking in the heady scent...
  4. LCW and LD's jersey appear on TaoBao with several hundred other listings claiming to be genuine.
  5. In the following days, LCW and LD wear each others' unwashed jerseys for their practice sessions. At the end of the day, they courier the jerseys back to each other.  

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am more of the idea that they sniffed each others' jersey and wank furiously...

William said...

@Anon:
Wank using the jersey :P

Twilight Man said...

Muahahahahaha!! This is the most hilarious post of yours. You are so creative, silly and horny, all rolled into one.

William said...

@Twi:
Its a valid question to ask :P