MarketWhat(tm): Ayam Teruna

-
Overheard at United Garden Wet Market:

"I wanna buy virgin chickens. Males."

"Erm. The chickens run around. We don't monitor their shagging."

"You don't?!"

Putting all the jantan together and you may have some avian sodomites. Solitary confinement then? Cost too high. Perhaps she should go for chicks instead. Wonder if I should walk into KFC one day and pull the same stunt...

Comments

Twilight Man said…
LMAO!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Try it at KFC, I wanna hear!
Saturday, March 19, 2011 12:44:00 am
Ash Godiva said…
they got itik teruna or not...hehehehe
Saturday, March 19, 2011 12:52:00 am
Medie007 said…
huh? nani?!



hahaha. word verification: UNDET. =.= nani?!
Saturday, March 19, 2011 12:57:00 am
William said…
@Twi:
They will most probably just ask me "O.R. or Hot and Spicy?"

@Ash:
:P

@Medie:
Hahaha. UNDET? Is it missing a P?
Saturday, March 19, 2011 3:21:00 pm
Gratitude said…
LOlz. I would steer clear away from you should we ever walk into KFC! sungguh mensiasuikan :P
+Ant+
Saturday, March 19, 2011 7:34:00 pm
William said…
@Grat:
Mana tahu by asking such a question got free gift le? XD
Saturday, March 19, 2011 11:20:00 pm
AWAN said…
try it! wanna see what happens! :D
Sunday, March 20, 2011 11:45:00 am
Derek said…
Never heard of virgin male chickens but there's castrated male chicken. They are tastier and tougher as they don't have to spend energy on sex. Sex takes up a lot of energy u know. Can be better used to grow muscles.
Sunday, March 20, 2011 11:50:00 am
shane said…
im totally lost LOL
Sunday, March 20, 2011 4:20:00 pm
William said…
@Savoir:
Stay tuned. :P

@Derek:
Should we stop having sex and masturbating to build some muscles? ;)

@Shane:
Hahaha. Cannot follow meh?
Sunday, March 20, 2011 6:25:00 pm
J said…
KFC waiter: Hello good afternoon sir, having here or take-away??

William: Hello good afternoon, having here. I would like a Snack Plate.

KFC waiter: spicy or original sir?

William: spicy. Owh and just make sure the chickens are virgin... TQ.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011 10:54:00 am
Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Kensei

-
Image
Been a long time since I wrote about Japanese GV actors. There's this one guy called Kensei (for COAT ) who looks really cute in my opinion. Has an angular face with cute eyes. Also a sunny smile with a gap tooth, though it's rare. And he has a nice physique ( nice pecs, abs, thighs, not overly-developed ) that is coupled with a tanned complexion ( I don't need my boys to be tanned, but I'm sure many out there like that kinda thing ). Very sporty. Looks great in Speedos and track suits. Really can carry off the athlete look. Perfect with the exception of his package-- not so well-endowed compared to his peers in the industry. I'm not a size queen, so I don't mind. Overall, a handsome fella. On his 'acting skills', he's not exactly expressive ( think Keanu Reeves ), but of course I can overlook that. One of the titles puts his statistics as 188 cm, 78 kg, and 18 years old. Not too sure about the age. Think that's fabricated. I've seen h
Read more

Osamu or Naoya?

-
Image
There's a GV actor from KO-Video that I have my eyes on with the name OSAMU AMAGASA ( a 20 year old with an athletic body ). If I'm not mistaken, he later signed with Coat as TAIIKUKAI SEIHA NAOYA . Also seen him with Coat. From what I've seen, he's a versatile fella with a hefty package. But I really like to seem him on the receiving end cause he OBVIOUSLY enjoys it when he is filled. Really sexy to see. In Coat's "Get Athlete Conquest - Naoya", I loved seeing him bobbing up and down while taking it like a canine. Such a turn on especially when the other guy services him at the same time. Also saw his performance in KO-Surprise!'s "Just Do It!" where he was paired with the twinky Asuka Aizawa. Loved his moans while he was being explored. He has appeared in other newer videos but they have yet to appear in torrents. I'll be keeping a look out!
Read more

Coat West Star II: Sho

-
Image
This is a follow up post from my Nagi post. Sho is another favorite of GV producerr COAT WEST. I usually see him as a top but on rare occassions, he could be seen penetrated by Nagi and Hikaru. What's hotter than seeing a hunk being on the receiving end once in a while? His body is never very defined, but he is definitely sexy. Kinda like Johan Paulik of Bel Ami fame. SHO Name: sho Name：Sho（翔） Height：180cm Weight：70kg Age：21 (during Sho Only Shining Star) Birth date：Unknown (1985) There is no girlfriend: Now there are ... ... (sho is very shy yo ~) Girlfriend?：Yes Dated for：Half a year Type of girl he fancies：Petite～ Makes people have an urge to protect them, cute when running (in small steps) Wants his girlfriend to call him：Sho-kun（翔君） (I can do that!) First love：Elementary year 4, with a girl from the next class First H：Freshman Type of H he likes：Both parties desire it First “solo” experience：Elementary years Number of times a week：Doesn’t do it very o
Read more