You Know It's CNY When...

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You know it's Chinese New Year when...
  • You hear tok-tok chang on radio. Wrong.
  • You see houses decked with lanterns and faux red crackers. Wrong.
  • You see a mad rush for bak kwa. Wrong.
  • Banks start giving out red packets. Wrong.
  • People start shopping for red clothes. Wrong.
  • You see the wet markets inundated with waxed meat, assorted nuts and new year cakes. Wrong.
  • You see la la zhai after la la zhai buying new underwear. Bulls eye.

Happy Chinese New Year to all my readers. May you be jumping with joy and f*cking like rabbits in heat. And that your renunion brings your family closer together. Enjoy the holidays, drink more water, eat less junk food, don't play with illegal fireworks, do not gamble and drink excessively and drive safely! Hehe.

HCNY

Comments

simonlover said…
YOu din get any red undies for yourself or u want me help u buy ah? =)
Wednesday, February 02, 2011 3:46:00 pm
SynchingZincInc said…
Concur habis-habis with simonlover..lol

Happy CNY :)
Wednesday, February 02, 2011 3:56:00 pm
Anonymous said…
funny post...but everytime i go to malls always see these la la zhais buying undies one de...so how?
Gong Xi Fa Cai to you too. :-)
Wednesday, February 02, 2011 4:43:00 pm
- a L E x - said…
Super like this post hahaha! Happy CNY to you too ;)!
Wednesday, February 02, 2011 4:52:00 pm
J said…
Aiyo, buy underwear once a year only meh?
Anyways, your advice is all going to be overlooked!!! What's CNY without fire crackers, drinking and most importantly gambling!!! Diwali also same!!!!
Wednesday, February 02, 2011 5:24:00 pm
Vincent~ said…
Happy cny~ so going to gamble!!! XD n drink
Wednesday, February 02, 2011 6:16:00 pm
William said…
@SimonL:
No red in stock. OK, please proceed to get one for me. :P

@SynchZ:
OK, you can get me another pair. :P

@Anon:
LOL. But near CNY, it's more obvious. And you must always be lurking near the underwear department, huh? :P. HCNY!

@-Alex-:
Did you buy any underwear? :P. HCNY!

@Hdaran:
Some people really do buy underwear just once a year! Mostly breeders! I can always try to spread my community service message! :P

@Vince:
Don't pull a Domokun!
Thursday, February 03, 2011 12:27:00 am
Nick said…
Gong Xi Fatt Cai to u too! Interesting CNY coming.
Thursday, February 03, 2011 12:48:00 am
Ex La La Zhai said…
how come u so happen to be at the underwear department for such long long time to see these waves of la la zhais? u one of them too ah?

anyway wishing u tons of new and kinky underwear for the new year. :-p
Thursday, February 03, 2011 11:48:00 am
Twilight Man said…
I used to buy red underwears on CNY. The red will roast your balls! LOL.
Happy & Prosperous Chinese New Year to you Willie..
Thursday, February 03, 2011 7:55:00 pm
William said…
@Nick:
Interesting? What do you sense?

@-JJ-:
Salam Gong Xi Raya. XD

@ELLZ:
Just need to loiter at the counter nearest to the undies dept. la! Thanks for the wishes! I just got a pair from KH today. :P

@Twi:
Wow! Roasting chestnuts! Haha. Why did you stop the tradition?
Friday, February 04, 2011 12:43:00 am
Ash Godiva said…
You know its cny when godiva come out with the rabbit year limited edition chocolate...yummy!XD
Friday, February 04, 2011 3:38:00 am
Gratitude said…
Aiyoooo such a cheonghei wish, and you sound like the moral-police sumore. ;)

Happy Bonking too! ;)
+Ant+
Friday, February 04, 2011 11:30:00 pm
Nick said…
Will.I.am: Good question. I 4get liao "what so interesting". Haha...
Monday, February 07, 2011 12:47:00 am
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