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Overheard at the Taman United Wet Market. All in the same morning.
Scene 1: 10 year old kid sitting on the chu cheong fun seller's motorcycle.
CCF Seller: Boy, you sleep alone ah?
Boy: (nods his head)
CCF Seller: You not scared meh? Later cat come and bite you how?
Boy: (has the call-the-paedophile-police look in his eyes)
Boy's Mother: (rushing over) Wei, don't teach my son yang bukan-bukan.
CCF Seller: Aunty... Can't be too careful. Nowadays 10 years old also got watch XXX film lo!
Scene 2: Two aunties having a chat at the kuih-muih stall and the Indonesian maid from the coffee shop brings her a cup of kopi-o
Smoking Aunty: Hey, hey, you got boyfriend ah?
Maid: (confused) Huh?!
Smoking Aunty: 男朋友 ah...
Maid: 没有!
Smoking Aunty: Ahhh... I recommend a good man for you!!! Very good one! How old are you ah?
Maid: 35 (quickly makes her getaway)
Smoking Aunty: (telling her friend) Aiyah... 35 still OK ma. Can still make babies.
Must be the new year mood throwing the universe into chaos. LOL. Hope that you guys are having fun! And for those of you in LDRs, hope that you are reunited with your loved ones... <3
Scene 1: 10 year old kid sitting on the chu cheong fun seller's motorcycle.
CCF Seller: Boy, you sleep alone ah?
Boy: (nods his head)
CCF Seller: You not scared meh? Later cat come and bite you how?
Boy: (has the call-the-paedophile-police look in his eyes)
Boy's Mother: (rushing over) Wei, don't teach my son yang bukan-bukan.
CCF Seller: Aunty... Can't be too careful. Nowadays 10 years old also got watch XXX film lo!
Scene 2: Two aunties having a chat at the kuih-muih stall and the Indonesian maid from the coffee shop brings her a cup of kopi-o
Smoking Aunty: Hey, hey, you got boyfriend ah?
Maid: (confused) Huh?!
Smoking Aunty: 男朋友 ah...
Maid: 没有!
Smoking Aunty: Ahhh... I recommend a good man for you!!! Very good one! How old are you ah?
Maid: 35 (quickly makes her getaway)
Smoking Aunty: (telling her friend) Aiyah... 35 still OK ma. Can still make babies.
Must be the new year mood throwing the universe into chaos. LOL. Hope that you guys are having fun! And for those of you in LDRs, hope that you are reunited with your loved ones... <3
Comments
Welcome. Thanks.
@Medie:
Eh?
@Cheryl:
Want me to get the aunty's number? :P
+Ant+
happy cny :)
There's always something amusing going on.
@MrD:
Kan?
@Danny:
Got commission perhaps. :P
@Kidz:
Thanks! Same to you * 2. Enjoyed your trip?
I said I don't understand the kid part.