The Rambutan Trimming Accident

I am not a hairy person, but I do need to trim the nether regions once in a while. Especially true when anticipating sexual encounters with dear KH. Not so nice la welcoming him to an unkempt forest and having him coughing up hairballs after working his way through. So before my trip to Singapore, I whipped out my pair of safety scissors and started trimming my pubes. I'm definitely no Vidal Sassoon, but I think I did quite a great job. But when I started on my balls, I think was a little bit too zealous. Metal collided with delicate skin and ouch! Saw a drop of red blood forming on my left scrotum. Eeeeek. A near-Bobbit experience! Out came the tissues. Boy, that place sure can bleed. Put some Betadine on it and finished the job. Pheww. Perhaps I should consider a Boyzilian next time. Hehe.

Comments

Pike-chan said…
Hmmmm..... o.O

It's better to just stretch the skin and use a shaver?
Gratitude said…
From a tropical forrest to a briar bush!
+Ant+
Skyhawk said…
Huh...shave the balls? Ouch...never try that before...i
Ed said…
er... welcome to singapore!

Try to wear white color underwear lor..... hahahhaa..... just imagine when you bleed on it..... little red spot:P
Pluboy2 said…
Shave pubes?

GOodness I cannot even imagine the itch when it grows back!! Hahahaha..

I just trim.. and trim to the shorthest possible :P
Alex said…
Don't use scissors!!!!!!!!!
Use shaver with shaving gel please!!!!
Lucifer said…
that sounds very painful!
MrBunnyBan said…
wah, alex seems to be knowledgable in this subject.
Shake Trees said…
duno wat u talking. show pics pls. :P
Unknown said…
there's a better alternative, Watson selling this Nose Hair Trimmer if i'm not mistaken it's only RM20, it come with a hair trimmer with adjustable hair length :)
said…
take photo and post it~ :P
Bravebear said…
Woah.... scary leh... I wonder if there are any pube stylists out there. hehehe...
Little Dove said…
Why didn't you and KH help trim each other? Brings intimacy to a whole new level. ;p
Little Dove said…
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kidz said…
oo.. bleeding for love... =p

~keep bleeding ~ keep keep bleeding...
Danny said…
do let me know the result n ur feeling after ur boyzilian session..:)
Jaded Jeremy said…
I use shaver. Safer...I think.
William said…
@Cheryl:
Hair also must cut ma. :P

@Pikey: @Medie: @Alex: @JJ:
I don't want a clean shave. Heard it will get itchy! Plus, I don't own any shaving equipment.

@Grat:
Exactly!

@SkyHawk: @Takashi:
Trimming, not shaving.

@Ed:
I enjoyed my trip. Eee... sounds like menses!

@Lucifer:
Very little pain only. :)

@Ban:
His BF likes it smooooooootttth.

@Koala: @L2:
Aiyoh, no imagination meh? :P

@Sean:
Thanks for the suggestion! But is it just specialized for the nostril?

@BBear:
You could be the first!

@LittleD:
Sounds arty. :P

@MrD:
This is mild lo. :P

@Kidz:
ROTFL

@Danny:
I'll most probably not do it. Haha.
Derek said…
I second little's dove's suggestion LOL
plainjoe said…
ouch! *gasps* NEVER EVER use scissors on those delicate jewels! there are proper medium like Nivea bodyhair shaving products for men...
cookiedonut said…
ouch!!

i heard there's shop that shaves pubic hair of their customers >.< not sure where though...
Anonymous said…
use trimmer next time, i think watson got sell this trimmer set, i got one from my ex :P
Ash Godiva said…
i trimmed my rambutan and no bleed come out.are u doing it aggressively??:p
simonlover said…
AGree with Count Astaroth. William's mind must be thinking of "something" else at that time...Forcing him to have a "hard-on", contributing a lil' on that incidence because it was blocking his "view" as well!!! - Behave William!
William said…
@Derek:
Then before skanky have to spend some time to trim lo. XD

@Nicky:
Mari, I tolong potong.

@PlainJoe:
Shave ah...

@CookieDonut:
Ministry of Waxing!

@Happy:
Such a functional gift!

@CountA:
Accident ma... :P

@Simon:
LOL! Yeah, it does happen sometimes.
Ed said…
look at these comment responses... look like people are really enjoy to read about what happened to your Rambutan...... hahahahhaa
Unknown said…
@william
this is another blogger talking about the trimmer & u could just change the 'cutter' for trimming :)
Unknown said…
sorry forgot the link, this is the blog as i mention
http://cherrythian.com/nosehair/
William said…
@Ed:
It's a fact that these kind of posts naturally get more comments. :S

@Sean:
Thanks. :)

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