Can A Cheese Cake Get It Up?

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FYI, Zen no longer has the tea time promotion where with every order of coffee or tea, you get a free slice of cake or dessert. For that, you'd have to go to Secret Recipe. And so, I was at the Taman Desa branch the other day and ordered a slice of Yoghurt Cheese Cake. Bottom layer cheese. Top layer yoghurt. You can see it in the picture. You see how it kinda flops down? That's the first time I've seen a cheese cake with erectile dysfunction. Not very appetizing hor? It would be different if after a few licks, the slice of cake stiffens back up, but that's just crazy talk. Cake, anyone?

P.S.: The new Black Forest Cheese is horrible. It kinda collapses on itself. A cheese cake with a black hole in the middle. So Star Trek.

Comments

C'est la vie said…
LOL, this post sounds so random. :P
I want good food!!!!! Cake will do too!!!
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 11:10:00 am
the viennamese said…
Licking a cake? Haha! I'll try doing that the next time I see a floppy one. :P
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 12:07:00 pm
L² said…
yea... the cake look kinda weird... more like a sushi~ dont u think so?
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 12:28:00 pm
Ash Godiva said…
eggplant, bananas and cucumber don't have erectile dysfunction by the way.hahaha
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 2:04:00 pm
nicky05 said…
Lol....treat me a slice of chocolate indulgence.....hahahaha....XD
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 2:27:00 pm
Pike-chan said…
Maybe not enough cheese to stick up the yogurt part...

Hhmmmm.. i'm still lost on the Star Trek part, LOL.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 4:14:00 pm
William said…
@Cest:
Vegetarian cake.

@Evann:
Hehe. Make sure it has lots of cream.

@L2:
Sushi? What type?

@Count A:
Banana chocolate cake!

@Nicky:
Sweet!

@Pikey:
I think the yoghurt part too dense. In the movie, the Vulcan planet collapsed on itself because the bad guys created a black hole in the planet's core.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 4:40:00 pm
simonlover said…
Well, i must agree that Secret Recipe somehow has slacked a lil' ever since they became very very famous compared to the good ol' days of RM4.30/slice. Hehe. Stingy fella me.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 5:11:00 pm
Gratitude said…
erectile dysfunction and black hole of calcutta? ideas for the next visit to Sg kan? :P
+Ant+
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 5:22:00 pm
Bengbeng said…
a cheese cake with erectile dysfunction -> so funny n creative of you heheheheehh hahahaha
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 7:35:00 pm
Little Dove said…
You can never lick a cake into hardness. You notti boy! ;p
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 7:49:00 pm
Bravebear said…
LMAO! cheese cake... yummy... I want blueberry cheese!!!
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 10:03:00 pm
William said…
@Simon:
Yeah, their cakes do not impress me anymore.

@Grat:
ED in SG? Choi!!!

@Beng:
The picture says it all.

@LittleD:
Never try, never know!

@BBear:
I prefer raspberry cheese!
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 11:27:00 pm
Danny said…
no cake from now one until i reached my target body weight ( it was my mind thinking... but sad to say, my mouth controls whatever goes in...lol ;p )
Thursday, February 11, 2010 1:23:00 am
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