Put A Ring On It
Many things can be done to spice up a flagging sex life. Among the favourites include sex toys (roll out the electric nipple clamps!), role-playing (time for your physical, Mr. KH), a change of environment (skanking in the great outdoors) and even perhaps asking hot strangers to join you in the bedroom (care to audit my condom drawer?). Honestly I've not tried 'em all. But my good friend Ryan was kind enough to buy KH and I a cock ring as a present when he heard that we had gotten together (this was more than a year ago). SK brought it back all the way from Germany after scouring several sex shops for the perfect one. She has more experience in this than me, dammit! For beginners like us, it was good that he bought us the leather kind with adjustable tabs. And you what, it can even double as a manly bracelet with its metal studs. KH and I had only used it once and so I had wanted to get more use out that expensive toy, so I asked him to bring it back to KL during his last visit.
And so, now the cock ring is sitting on my dresser. My mum walked into my room the other night, picked it up, put it around her wrist....
Mum: William ah... this is a new bracelet ah?
Moi: Errrrrrr, yes mum.......... >_______________<"
And so, now the cock ring is sitting on my dresser. My mum walked into my room the other night, picked it up, put it around her wrist....
Mum: William ah... this is a new bracelet ah?
Moi: Errrrrrr, yes mum.......... >_______________<"
Comments
+Ant+
Poor woman
lol
btw... how does a cock ring help?
^_^
What she doesn't know won't hurt her. :P
@Cheryl:
It really looks like one le... I put it in the cabinet, but did not close...
@JB:
!
@Jerry:
Should be available locally. Looks inconspicuous enough. Hehe.
@Janvier:
You wouldn't look twice!
@Cest:
Biker chic is not her style. LOL.
@JustMe:
Bonding!
@Beyonce:
:P
@LittleD:
Chill. :P
@Grat:
To include the balls ma...
@Ichi:
Haha. No trauma!
@Nase:
I'm sure your toy box is full!
@H&S:
Hi, her bracelet can't compare. :P
@Pikey:
Pressure == Pleasure. :P
@Alex:
Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. :P
@Derek:
You show la!
Immediately thought of this post :D