Happy Family

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Such wisdom from a sleazy roadside advertisement I saw in Taman Desa:

Wang ringgit boleh dicari, kebahagian rumahtangga tidak boleh dijual-beli

In case you got a P7 for your Bahasa Malaysia, it means that money can always be earned, but marital happiness can never be bought.

So, forget about OT tonight, go home and f*ck your hubby's brains out. Instant marital bliss.

Money problems? Have sex.

Your spouse giving you ten-cent face? Have sex.

In-laws meddling all the time? Have sex.

Looking for more such nuggets of wisdom? Fret not. Keep your eyes peeled in wet markets and under flyovers for phrases such as "Mann Cream", "Approved by KKM" and "ILoveBanana.com". Happy hunting!

Comments

ichimaru akira said…
Soon we have a population as big as China
Sunday, October 18, 2009 11:31:00 pm
nase said…
hypocritical bigots and what backwards feudalistic mentality more like it. I seriously doubt we can really move forward and develop as a nation. not in my lifetime for sure.
Monday, October 19, 2009 12:36:00 am
L² said…
haha, tats why the human population increase so fast :P
Monday, October 19, 2009 9:45:00 am
Bravebear said…
Gulp... Not ready for sex yet :P
Monday, October 19, 2009 11:13:00 am
Kris said…
thanks for the translation! but sex can hardly be the answer to every marital problem, not even angry sex! =P
Monday, October 19, 2009 12:40:00 pm
JustMe said…
FREE DELIVERY! Malaysia Boleh!!
Monday, October 19, 2009 10:01:00 pm
Bengbeng said…
sex in too big doses loses its role as one of life's greatest diversion
Monday, October 19, 2009 10:26:00 pm
cYiD said…
population growth equals to...
more patients for the doctors!
*evil grin*
Tuesday, October 20, 2009 6:41:00 am
William said…
@Ichi:
The gov will be happy.

@Nase:
In my children's life perhaps? (long shot!)

@Legs:
What's that?

@L2:
But local Chinese population is quite stagnant.

@BBear:
Preparing?

@Kris:
A temporary answer. Haha.

@JustMe:
So competitive. Quality service.

@Beng2:
Spoken from experience eh? :D

@Cyid:
Pengz!!!
Tuesday, October 20, 2009 9:50:00 am
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