Blood Splatter


Blood Splatter
Swiped from williamnyk.
My bedsheet is stained with blood. My blood. At multiple places. No, it's not from my mizuage (that happened years ago, so I'm not gonna parade the bedsheet around town), but from my ongoing battle with the evil mozzies! In the middle of the night, they'll land on a choice plot of my naked skin and start feasting. Their proboscis would pierce my skin and suck their fill of blood. As their abdomen fills, I stir. A subconscious swat from my hand, or a roll of my torso. And the mozzie goes SPLAT on my smooth sheets. Damn those mozzies!

P.S.: Any tips for washing dried blood out?

Comments

Kris said…
i think you're pretty skilled for being able to kill mosquitoes in your sleep, why don't you try getting a nice canopy if you don't like ac? haha

I think dabbing detergent and soaking it in cold water for a few hours and rubbing it out afterwards can get it out. poor sheets =(
Ameer Zachery said…
try using coke.. it works on removing blood..
Little Dove said…
Poor William. You must've been very irresistible to the mozzies!

Kris is right about the washing. Better to wash it the next morning right after your bloody encounter. You can try tesco for blood stain removers.

p/s: Your hymen is not intact anymore? ;p
Jaded Jeremy said…
Sweet blood...

Instal netting. Either the on the windows (with the door closed of course) or the canopy type over your bed. Spray your room hours before you sleep.
C'est la vie said…
Just use Dynamo, Fab, Top whatsoever detergent, put some of the stains, and soak it in the water for overnight, then wash it. :) I have blood stains on my bedsheet too!
Legolas said…
My housemate would say: Poor mosquito... Why you kill the mosquito...
said…
i got this problem too... but after i soak the bed sheet in the detergent water for 1 hour, it gone... and u can wash it clean~ and its all brand new again :)
Gratitude said…
Try getting those fashionable mozzie nets.

Read b4 that milk cld help in dealing with blood stains.
+Ant+
Pike-chan said…
mizuage?? Ugh~~...reminded me of the chat about poppers...
MrBunnyBan said…
haiyo, get nettings before you're hit by dengue!
Jean said…
by ridset good night? dun really know how to spell it. haha. blood...hmm...add acid onto it..haha..

From me to you, suejean =)
Pranny said…
Why don u try applying the anti mosquito thing leh??
William said…
@Kris: @Grat:
I just killed 10 tonight. Later I'll be using chopsticks. A canopy sounds hot, plus I'm using a ceiling fan...

@LittleD:
Wonder what's in my blood? Hymen? LOL

@JJ:
I tried spraying yesterday. Think I killed one mozzie. >__<

@Legs:
Let me smack your housemate.

@Pikey:
Wah... when do you want it? LOL.

@Ban:
Confirmed not Aedes mozzies.

@SJ:
Acid? I still want my bedsheets you know. :P

@Jerry:
Sounds smelly and sticky le...

@All:
Thanks for the tips!
the viennamese said…
lemongrass is a good way to keep mozzies away.. and I heard from a lady from the magazine store that cold water works well to remove blood stains. :P
Mack the Dagger said…
i used salt directly onto the stains themselves - work wonders :)
William said…
@Evann:
Why were you asking about blood removal tips from the lady in a mag shop? :P

@Maksim:
Like a science lesson: Hemolysis.

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