Muddy Mudskipper


Muddy Mudskipper
Swiped from twm1340.
For years and years, I visited my late aunt at her fishing village at Bagan Sungai Burung (near Sabak Bernam) and the one thing that always fascinated me was the mudskippers behind her house. I would thrown si ham shells at the buggers they would either scamper or just stare at me blankly with their weird eyes. Little did I know that they had a secret-- they're used as an aphrodisiac. I first heard about from my colleague. Banting folk cut 'em up and smear the blood over their peckers for erectile problems!! Shocking, right? Even more shocking is when I saw this selling in my neighbourhood pharmacy:

Virile For Men is a penis cream with exotic Periophthalmodon schlosseri (mudskipper la!) pheromone extract blended with essential secret aphrodisiac herbs suitable for treating premature ejaculation, giving enormous erection and lasting pleasure thus radually increasing your penis size.... The cream is formulated with aromatic emollient and herbs, which help remove built up-dirt on penis foreskin thus leaving your penis fresh and invigorated (I'm just gonna brush my foreskin with Colgate Total)....You can see your penis erect solid hard for longer than you expected and you can certainly feel the firmness and girth. Our cream increases the ability to control ejaculation more easily and produces larger, fuller erections which results in exotic orgasm (gotta get me some of that mudskipper orgasm!)... Attain the secret that drives women (and men, mind you) crazy with Virile for Men.

The advancement of science and technology. The modernisation of folk remedies. Some horny UKM professor actually managed to extract out the active ingredient in mudskippers that help in ED! Necessity is the father of all inventions! And as usual, sex sells!

Comments

Little Dove said…
Colgate Total lasts for 12 hours. Viagra is effective for about 4 hours. How long will the mudskipper penis cream work? ;p
Fable Frog said…
Oh~ lil' Dove seems interested~ :P But omg~ really? that fish have the ability to raise cock? so talented. No wonder bangau don't eat them~ later they can't even bend their neck!
JD Cole said…
ermmm....can u get the cream for me? XD
.:: Ant ::. said…
You bought a crate? or are you going mudskipper fishing more often from now onwrads?

+Ant+
word ver : ram-it
MrBunnyBan said…
Another home made remedy? But do you really need a professor to extract that?...
William said…
@LittleD:
Errr.....

@FableF:
LOL

@JDC:
Available at all leading pharmacies la...

@Ant:
Natural is always the best hor? RAM-IT?! How apt!

@Ban:
For mass production ma...

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