DareToLose
I'm not writing about the sequel to "Dare To Fail" (incidently, the author is looking for a wife that looks like Rosamund Kwan to accompany him on overseas trips to collect his book royalties-- good luck, man!). DareToLose is a new series on TV sponsored by the evil people at Mayfair Slimming. It is thinly camouflaged as an attempt to help people look good (read anorexic) but it actually has the sinister objective of propagating bad body image amongst the populace so that they can make a buck.
(wife plays the piano, husbands sits beside her with their wedding album)
"Dear, look at this."
"You're just insinuating that I'm fat. Not as thin as used to be when I married you!"
(the wife storms off)
Then they interview the husband. He's spewing a whole lot of crap about hoping that his wife will lose some weight for her health (yeah, right!). And if she doesn't lose any weight, well, that's OK too (yeah, right!). Pan to the wife. She's crying and looking all downtrodden. Like the world is going to end.
"I know I am fat." (sniff.. sniff..snoorrrrk)
"I'm disgusting. I don't want my husband to bring me out to meet his friends."
"I'm ashamed to be his fat wife."
You know what? She isn't even FAT to begin with. I feel like smacking her. I feel like performing a liposuction or lymphatic drainage on her head. Perhaps she can think better. And as for her husband, he should just divorce her, not because she's hideously obese, but because she's a psycho. A fathead. Who knows when she'll lose control and try to eat him.
Idiots. Idiots. Idiots.
(wife plays the piano, husbands sits beside her with their wedding album)
"Dear, look at this."
"You're just insinuating that I'm fat. Not as thin as used to be when I married you!"
(the wife storms off)
Then they interview the husband. He's spewing a whole lot of crap about hoping that his wife will lose some weight for her health (yeah, right!). And if she doesn't lose any weight, well, that's OK too (yeah, right!). Pan to the wife. She's crying and looking all downtrodden. Like the world is going to end.
"I know I am fat." (sniff.. sniff..snoorrrrk)
"I'm disgusting. I don't want my husband to bring me out to meet his friends."
"I'm ashamed to be his fat wife."
You know what? She isn't even FAT to begin with. I feel like smacking her. I feel like performing a liposuction or lymphatic drainage on her head. Perhaps she can think better. And as for her husband, he should just divorce her, not because she's hideously obese, but because she's a psycho. A fathead. Who knows when she'll lose control and try to eat him.
Idiots. Idiots. Idiots.
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and i really do mean they're aneroxic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsTHagmEB4
My mum hates that one with much gusto though. :P
I think they want to be anorexic. If we all looked like walking corpses, they would feels themselves fat.
@DavidTM:
Body dysmorphia kills.
@Will:
Hahaha! Far from it.
@Cheryl:
25 inches is a barrel waist. :P. You interested in Billy's offer ar?
@Jason:
It's sponsored. So apa nak buat.
@Ban:
Argh! YouTube is blocked!
@Joshua:
So hard to be content.