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LRTCrotch
Swiped from williamnyk.
Here I am trying to do a version of David's side-blog (with the name above):

Why the FUCK must some guys sit on the LRT with their BLOODY legs so wide open?


It really makes me wonder. It's rush hour. People are packing into the trains. Everyone is looking for a place to sit on the long journey to the city. And some idiot comes along, sits on the limited seats like his balls have swollen to the size of grapefruits. For goodness sake, keep your legs together and let an extra person sit down!
If you're wearing a skirt, and would like to air your family jewels, then by all means, spread those legs, but if not, please keep them together. Extremely inconsiderate.

The same goes for idiots who like to read the papers of the train, especially Chinese newspapers. They're already so unwieldly, so please have the common sense to fold up the papers before you read, not open them all the way like you're sitting in your lazy chair at home. For the love of.... And if you have luggage, or a some bags, do put them on your lap or on the floor, not on the seats where someone might want to sit. Inanimate objects don't get tired. They don't need the seat. But if they're too precious to be on the floor, then I think you're an inanimate object too.

Menyampah!

Comments

Melvin Mah said…
"menyampah apa..I paid for it okie.."

*&^%$@$%&*(......so do I..!!!!!!!!!!!
Little Prince said…
... ha... go ask your bf to splurge on you.
i still enjoy pampering myself thank you.
don't feel empty at all. bliek bliek.
=)
MrBunnyBan said…
Heh. Take a pole and jab him between the legs. :P
Janvier said…
Please say his pants were two-toned. :s
William said…
@M5l:
Fistfight!

@Daniel:
Haiyoh. I'm disappointed. :P

@Ban:
Pole?! Where to find on the LRT? ;)

@Janvier:
Why 2-toned?
Janvier said…
Picture of the pants looks as if he'd wetted himself X(
R said…
thank god my legs are not wide open!
Anonymous said…
maybe his balls are as big as coconuts

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