Red


redundies
Swiped from williamnyk.
CNY is just around the corner and the signs are already around us:

1) Roads jam up for no apparent reason.
2) Bank account balances dwindle for no apparent reason.

3) The aroma of bak-kwa is wafting from sidewalk grills.
4) You can grill bak-kwa on the sidewalk.

5) Shops are going dong-dong-chang.
5) Wallets are also going dong-dong-chang.

6) Souvenir shops are bursting with CNY pig-themed decorations.
7) People are already starting to eat like pigs.

8) Clothes on dislay are getting redder and redder.
9) Undies on display are getting redder and redder.

Head on to your nearest department store and start girding those loins with primal red undies and prosperity couplets!

PS: Thanks for all the concern. I appreciate it. :D

Comments

Derek said…
So do you look good in red? with red undies? ;P
Ryan said…
derek, a red G-string would be so much more appropriate!

And will, love this:
3) The aroma of bak-kwa is wafting from sidewalk grills.
4) You can grill bak-kwa on the sidewalk.

Couldn't agree more! Thinking of subtracting fabulocity points from the Sun, even though I'm a day person.
Ryan said…
And referring to the newspaper scan, they really should put one more sock in that Renoma undie mannequin. So deflating, not?
nyonyapenang said…
gold piggies on red undies summore.
Little Prince said…
ohhh babe you're back!!!
that's hawt!
LOLs
R said…
dong dong chang~
dong dong chang~
MrBunnyBan said…
Hrm. I don't see so many piggies compared to roosters the other year and what nots. Actually... that's for the best. >.<
famil said…
why got 2 number 5?

youre not married yet what.. so can collect ang pau.
William said…
@Der:
Always. :P

@Ryan:
Eww.. butt-flossing. Thanks for the compliment. They put in newspapers or crumpled cardboard, I think.

@NyonyaP:
Monokuro Boo!

@Daniel:
I'm glad that I'm back too. Thanks for the "loyalty".

@Robb:
A sotong of little comments. Haha.

@Ban:
U no like piggies??!

@Famil:
Crap. My maths is going down the toilet. Haha. Dah besar, panjang, sikit malu to take red packets...

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