Beauty Secrets


beauty is ugly
Originally uploaded by 1826 TRUST 1927.
Spied on a beauty parlour's glass door somewhere in TTDI:

1) Flat chest
2) Small breats
3) Flabby bust
4) Dark nipples

It reminded me of a Berita Harian article I read years ago:

"Akhirnya Maria (namanya ditukar) berjalan dengan penuh yakin dan percaya diri setelah membesarkan payudaranya..." Kok gede banget...

Perhaps in the future, a little something for men:

1) Pencil dick
2) Small balls
3) Man-breasts
4) Dark scrotum

Insecurity is such a big money-spinner... Can't really change certain things in life, unless of course one goes for a major "renovation". However, that's not the real you. We may sometimes think that we're from the bargain corner of the gene pool, but sometimes, we can find some good stuff there too.

PS: Are fair nipples supposed to be more attractive? :D

Comments

MrBunnyBan said…
What kinda trick is that beauty parlor trying to pull? I'd be pretty offended if I were a woman.
Anonymous said…
I've never figured out the importance of the size of the balls. Does it really matter? I've never paid too much attention...
I posted your image! Thanks for your support! Tell your friends to send images also!
Anonymous said…
whoa.. varieties..
Anonymous said…
May be i can answer on this, the colour of the nipple thing... haha ;D

As professionals, my ex-company did come out with some creams for fairer nipples. Acording to a very experience chemist, if the color o the nipple is dark, you have more SEX experience. That's why people are buying all those cream for the purpose of getting more "Virgin"...

Wow...anything can sell in beauty line... just the matter of ideas and marketing strategies...
Anonymous said…
Will, i got my "pengz" office laptop. as long as can online dah la...hehe...

not equip with any designing programm yet. so my work still pending.. ;P Adalah alasan untuk delay works. but will be fantastic once everythings come in one shot.
William said…
@MBB:
The claims have been going on for decades. People still go for it.

@Shigeki:
More volume? :D

@R2K:
Thanks!

@Anon:
Take a pick if you're not too fickle. :D

@SK:
Virgin nipples, konon. Did he get you the laptop RAM uograde?

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